When I buy the Globe ...
Tweets about the NY Times' announcement that it is selling The Boston Globe, Boston.com, and the Worcester Telegram.
More here: NY Times Co. hires investment banker to find a buyer for The Boston Globe (Globe staff)
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#WhenIBuyTheGlobe all editorial staff will have to dress like @emilysweeney.by lissaharris via twitter 2/20/2013 9:51:12 PM -
#WhenIBuyTheGlobe @universalhub = Metro editor.by NotSoNiceville via twitter 2/20/2013 9:51:22 PM -
#WhenIBuyTheGlobe I'm redirecting http://boston.com to @universalhub.by lissaharris via twitter 2/20/2013 9:51:44 PM
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.@lissaharris Ha! #WhenIBuyTheGlobe there will be a daily "OMG Look What Women Are Doing Now!" column.by David S. Bernstein via twitter 2/20/2013 9:52:03 PM -
#whenibuytheglobe I'd remind everyone that the paper turned a profit last year -- and I'd bring back City Weeklyby globe_guilfoil via twitter 2/20/2013 9:52:12 PM -
#WhenIBuyTheGlobe I'm pumping it full of money and acquiring @GlobalPost, too, to man the foreign desks. #pipedreamsby alexckaufman via twitter 2/20/2013 9:52:19 PM -
Weekly section devoted to this cat/internet phenomenon. #WhenIBuyTheGlobeby jennalyns via twitter 2/20/2013 9:52:24 PM -
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by JoeStanganelli via twitter 2/20/2013 9:52:38 PM#WhenIBuyTheGlobe obscure foreign words will be banned from the crossword puzzle, so I can actually finish the darn thing. -
#WhenIBuyTheGlobe The Red Sox playoff "magic number" will be printed in bold red on page 1 every day. Including off-season.by David S. Bernstein via twitter 2/20/2013 9:52:52 PM
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#WhenIBuyTheGlobe I'll obviously need to bring an ombudsman w/ me. Not a bad idea to have one anyway...by DotNews via twitter 2/20/2013 9:52:54 PM -
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I'd fire Brian McGrory as editor... and immediately require he again write columns in the Metro. Miss those! #WhenIBuyTheGlobeby nicholsmj via twitter 2/20/2013 9:53:08 PM -
#WhenIBuytheGlobe I'll flip it like a 4-bedroom Miami house in 2006.by Jose_Pagliery via twitter 2/20/2013 9:53:19 PM -
by conoryunits via twitter 2/20/2013 9:53:21 PM#whenibuytheglobe - Budget for @GlobeGaryDzen 99 Bottles quadruples. -
by arielshearer via twitter 2/20/2013 9:53:28 PMPrinting pictures of naked people everyday #WhenIBuyTheGlobe -
#WhenIBuyTheGlobe posting political comments on non-political http://boston.com stories will be punishable by death.by jbg via twitter 2/20/2013 9:53:32 PM -
#WhenIBuyTheGlobe I'm dropping most of the syndicated junk and hiring local artists to do the comics.by NotSoNiceville via twitter 2/20/2013 9:53:40 PM
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#WhenIBuyTheGlobe I'm using it to make the biggest paper airplane you've ever seen.by slomotionwalter via twitter 2/20/2013 9:53:56 PM -
by HeyRatty via twitter 2/20/2013 9:53:59 PMmore awesome names like Baxter Holmes and Callum Borchers #WhenIBuyTheGlobe -
More articles about cat pictures. Not cat pictures themselves, but articles about them. #whenibuytheglobeby jgee via twitter 2/20/2013 9:54:02 PM -
by museofhistory via twitter 2/20/2013 9:54:12 PM#WhenIBuytheGlobe Require staff to re-enact entire season 5 of The Wire. #teachablemoment -
@universalhub #WhenIBuyTheGlobe Dinner with Cupid becomes a daily feature #therewasnosparkby ellenkstuart via twitter 2/20/2013 9:54:16 PM -
@universalhub #whenibuytheglobe instituting a blanket no more kardashian stories ever policy. also, say good-bye to the "funnies".by skottdaltonic via twitter 2/20/2013 9:54:20 PM -
#WhenIBuyTheGlobe I'll send entire staff over to the Herald to fetch lattes.by museofhistory via twitter 2/20/2013 9:54:33 PM
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by Wave It Fair via twitter 2/20/2013 9:54:35 PM#whenibuytheglobe, I'm firing Shaughnessy. Not a joke, I just hate that guy. -
by Terry Klein via twitter 2/20/2013 9:54:36 PM#whenibuytheglobe I'll repeatedly run galleries of Boston's best burgers to generate page views #ohwait -
#WhenIBuyTheGlobe I'll try to hire me away from the Phoenix. But I'll probably refuse to work for me.by David S. Bernstein via twitter 2/20/2013 9:54:47 PM
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#WhenIBuyTheGlobe Keep everything the same, except rename it "Pravdah."by museofhistory via twitter 2/20/2013 9:54:59 PM
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#WhenIBuyTheGlobe Add "Humorist" after most bylines.by museofhistory via twitter 2/20/2013 9:55:11 PM
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by museofhistory via twitter 2/20/2013 9:55:16 PM#WhenIBuytheGlobe I'll feed it to Buzzfeed.
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by David S. Bernstein via twitter 2/20/2013 9:55:29 PM#WhenIBuyTheGlobe Ideas Section will be subdivided into "Good Ideas," "Bad Ideas," and "Batshit-Crazy Ideas."
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by adampknave via twitter 2/20/2013 9:55:30 PM#whenibuytheglobe I am renaming it SCOTCH: The newspaper. -
by AdamRiglian via twitter 2/20/2013 9:56:07 PM#whenibuytheglobe I won't be able to think of anything funny to say on Twitter. -
by NotSoNiceville via twitter 2/20/2013 9:56:42 PM#whenibuytheglobe that one annoying page full of beautiful rich people at parties sleeps with the fishes.
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by MichaelEpstein1 via twitter 2/20/2013 9:56:59 PM#whenibuytheglobe i'll tell the reporters to be Fair and Balanced -
by kathoderaytube via twitter 2/20/2013 9:57:13 PM#WhenIBuyTheGlobe there will be no non-sports stories about #TomBrady or #GiseleBundchen. -
by katiathemick via twitter 2/20/2013 9:57:13 PM#WhenIBuyTheGlobe I will take over Love Letters and give advice that makes even an iota of sense. -
by ABloomET via twitter 2/20/2013 9:57:33 PMI think I like hedgehogs better @conoryunits @dbernstein @gintautasd #whenibuytheglobe -
by conoryunits via twitter 2/20/2013 9:58:28 PM#whenibuytheglobe @GlobeTechLab will have to share all the new gizmos.
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by amalthya via twitter 2/20/2013 9:58:29 PM#whenibuytheglobe I am putting snow in it. -
by bruceallen via twitter 2/20/2013 9:58:55 PM#WhenIBuytheGlobe Shaughnessy will be reassigned to building maintenance. -
by kathoderaytube via twitter 2/20/2013 9:59:09 PM#WhenIBuyTheGlobe it's bye-bye Bill Brett and Adrian Walker.
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by HeyRatty via twitter 2/20/2013 9:59:47 PMfour words: bring back Steve Bailey #WhenIBuyTheGlobe
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by BurtonJM via twitter 2/20/2013 10:00:40 PM#whenibuytheglobe the front page will be exclusively devoted to the funny pages